Quote from Barney in The Wedding Bride
[As Ted interrupts the showing of The Wedding Bride:] Priest: Go on, honey. Kiss him. Barney: Go on, honey. Kiss him. Guests: Kiss him, kiss him... Barney: Kiss him, kiss him... Future Ted: [v.o.] Um, Uncle Barney didn't say "kiss." Barney: Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him! Future Ted: Still not saying "kiss." Usher: Sir, you need to leave, now! Barney: This is outrageous! Who the kiss are you?