Quote from Barney in The Wedding Bride
[As Ted interrupts the showing of The Wedding Bride:] Royce: What are you saying? Jed Mosley: You can't talk to me like that. I'm Jed Mosley! Ted: I'm Jed Mosley. But, Royce... Tony: This girl in the white wedding dress... Ted: This doofus in the red cowboy boots, this isn't me. Tony: This isn't you. Barney: So, just to be clear, are you saying that you don't have a pair of red cowboy boots in your closet? Ted: Barney, what... Barney: Well, I just wanted... I mean, that's... Everyone wants to know. Ted: They're actually more of a burgundy.