[As Ted interrupts the showing of The Wedding Bride:]
Ted: Something I need to say.
Tony: Look, there's something I need to say.
Ted: A long time ago...
Tony: A long time ago,
Ted: I let a horrible girl named Stella...
Tony: I let this beautiful girl named Stella...
Ted: break my heart.
Tony: get away.
Ted: And now she's with some jerk...
Tony: And now she's with this jerk
Ted: who wrote a movie about it and...
Tony: who doesn't appreciate what he has in this beautiful, wedding bride.
Ted: ...that movie is called The Wedding Bride.