Jenkins: There you are. I'm so sorry I kissed you yesterday.
Marshall: That's okay.
Jenkins: And I'm sorry I had sex with you in the mailroom.
Marshall: That wasn't me.
Jenkins: Oh, good grief! That's two awkward conversations I have to have today. I don't normally do that. I was really drunk.
Marshall: You were drunk at 8:00 in the morning?
Jenkins: Yeah, I don't know how that happened.
[flashback to Jenkins at a bar with colleagues watching Robin's show:]
Robin: [on TV] I thought snail pellets were safe, but, um...
Jenkins: But, um! I gotta get to work. [stumbles]
[present:]
Marshall: Man, that game is really catching on.