Future Ted: [v.o.] While I was racing through New York, trying to get back to the bar, your Aunt Robin was doing her best to keep Jim away from Maggie.
Jim: Wanna go back to the bar and see if Maggie's still there?
Robin: No way! I love erotic dog photography. Did you see the one over there of the corgies doing it people style?
Jim: I'll get us a taxi. I feel bad leaving Maggie all alone.
Robin: Uh, no! Let's have a glass of wine first. [spills it on her] Oops. Oh, man. Look how filthy I am. I am just a... a filthy, filthy girl who would totally go to second base with a guy as a favor to a friend. Oh, you like that? Oh, it's dirty.