Marshall: Here's the thing, Barney. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in a comforter, and it's raining outside, and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it.
Barney: I work out every day. If there is one thing we know about Ted, it's that he likes a nice body. This body would rock his world.
Marshall: Ted and I have a history. I know what he likes. There are things I could do to him that would blow his mind... Why do we keep trying to have sex with Ted?
Barney: I don't know. It's weird.