Marshall: Three: My Grandpa Olaf wore one and he lived to be 107. Four: No elastic waistband leaving its judgmental pink teeth marks around my Thanksgiving belly. And five: Every night when I go to sleep, it's the freest, most wonderful feeling in the world. I feel... like I'm flying. So that's how I go to bed every night: happy, weightless. With a heart full of joy. What about you?
Barney: I have to lie perfectly still so I don't wrinkle my suit-jamas. But at least I'm not wearing a dress.