Robin: Come on, you guys, you're four young active people living in the most exciting city on earth. You're telling me you have no stories for me?
Lily: What can I say? Some weeks are just like that. It's the same thing over and over. A kid in my class ate some paste.
Barney: I used deceitful means to hook up with a less-than-intelligent girl.
Ted: My ex-girlfriend Karen moved to town. It's just all the same, Robin.
Lily: Karen's in town?
Marshall: Oh no!
Barney: You have got to be kidding me!