Lily: Speaking of Barney, I should give him a call.
Ted: Why? We're not friends anymore.
Lily: You'd want to know if this happened to him.
Barney: [answers phone] Go for Barney.
Lily: Hey, Barney. Listen, I have something to tell you.
Barney: Oh, boy, here we go. I've been waiting for this one. You talked to Robin. She told you what's under the hood and you want to take it for a spin yourself.
Lily: Not even if you boiled it in detergent.