[Lily slaps Ted]
Ted: Ow! Look, I know it sounds rough, but Stella's a mom. I have to be responsible. If I'm having these feelings now, what if they don't go away? What if they just get worse and worse and six months from now, I break up with her over tofu salmon at her sister's wedding? I can't do that to her. And I definitely can't do that to her daughter. It sucks, but I'm being the good guy here. This is the right decision.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Which brings me back to the cab ride.
[A car smashes into the cab at an intersection]