Quote from Lily in Slapsgiving
Marshall: But it's Slapsgiving. Lily: No! It's not! It's Thanksgiving! Our first one as a married couple, as grownups and you're not even trying to be a part of it! None of you are! So, as Slap Bet Commissioner, I'm issuing a ruling. Thanksgiving is a day of peace. There will be no slaps today! Marshall: What?! Barney: Yes! In your face, not my face!