Quote from Robin in We're Not From Here
Robin: Quick announcement. I am so glad that you're here, fellow travelers. A couple rules... Not even rules. Let's call them guidelines for harmonious living. Guideline for harmonious living number one, the kitchen sink is for dishes, the toilet is for pee-pee. G.F.H.L. number two, marijuana is illegal in the United States, even when baked into a blueberry muffin that someone might mistakenly eat for breakfast right before they leave for their job as a TV Newscaster. "This just in: Look at my hand, how weird is my hand?" is not an appropriate thing to say on the air. And number three... I... [all cheer]. And number three is please keep the noise to a minimum. I have to take a nap. I'm still pretty baked.