Quote from Lily in Monday Night Football
Doug: The team that won, want to know what their name rhymes with? Marshall: Come on, dude. You promised you'd stop if I ate all those crayons. Why are you doing this? Doug: I'm in love with Miss Aldrin. Marshall: Well, you can't have Miss Aldrin, she's mine. [Doug drops an object and breaks it] Lily: Okay, now who did this? Marshall: I did. Doug: Does that mean Marshall gets a time-out? Lily: Well, Marshall's a grownup, so... Doug: When one of us breaks something, we get a time-out. Lily: Sorry. [Marshall stands in a corner of the room facing the wall]