Robin: Are you asking me if I'm married?
Ted: You can ask me. Nope, I'm not married. Your turn.
Robin: What happened to respecting my privacy?
Ted: Just say, "No, I'm not married."
Robin: Ted, I don't understand why you can't...
Ted: Just say, "No, I'm not married."
Robin: I can't. Marshall's right. I was young and I got married. It was a mistake and he moved away, but, yeah, I'm married.
Ted: Oh.