Mr. Druthers: Ted, I looked at your design for the penthouse balcony. Tell me, do you want to be an architect?
Ted: I, uh... I am an architect.
Mr. Druthers: Really? Well, my six-year-old nephew plays with Legos. Is he an architect?
Ted: Well, not unless he somehow passed all his licensing exams.
Mr. Druthers: Ted, you've got promise. But you have to study what I do more carefully. Now I want you to design some Styrofoam trees for the building model. Think you can handle that?
Ted: Absolutely.