Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, when you reach your late twenty, you might be surprised to discover you still don't have life quite figured out. Like with Aunt Lily. Even though she was back from San Francisco, she was still on a quest to find herself.
Lily: It's just that all I've ever done is teach kindergarten. I want to get out there and change the world. I want to find my passion.
Future Ted: And she did find it.
[later:]
Lily: I'm going to be a life coach.
Future Ted: In fact, she found it again and again.
[later:]
Lily: I'm going to be a marine biologist... [later] Slam poet... [later] Beekeeper! [later] Not a beekeeper.