Quote from Future Ted in Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM
Robin: Okay. Bye. [hangs up] I thought it was mine, so I answered it. Ted: Was it...? Robin: It was your girlfriend. You might want to call her back. [tosses Ted his phone; goes to the bedroom] Future Ted: [v.o.] I called Victoria from the cab and we broke up. Yes... And there you have it, kids. The stupidest thing I've ever done. In one night, I managed to hurt two people I cared about. And none of it would've happened if I just listened to my mom. So I guess if there's a lesson to be learned here, it's this: when it's 2:00 a.m., just go to sleep.