Barney: Plus, here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life. After Shannon and I talked, I nailed her.
Lily: Nope.
Barney: Yeah.
Lily: Nope.
Barney: Yeah.
Lily: Sorry. Don't buy it. You're making it up. You're just trying to cover the fact that you actually had a profound moment of doubt about yourself and... Oh, my God.
Shannon: [on phone, moaning] Oh, Barney!
Barney: Video's pretty good on this phone, huh?
Shannon: Is your phone on?
Barney: Oh, no. It just takes a while to power down.
Lily: Ew, gross. Just stop it.