Lily: Nice uneven floor there, Ted. [scoffs]
Marshall: Lily, are you drunk?
Lily: What? I... I'm on vacation. I may have cracked open the minibar to celebrate. Who invited the narc?
Marshall: Hey, listen, I know that you miss Marvin, but it's not like we could've brought him to a black tie event anyway. I don't think that they make tuxedo onesies. [sees a baby] I mean, at least not ones that are in style. I mean, a bow tie? Is it 1998 already?
Lily: Yeah, these parents are so lame and-and clingy.
Marshall: Yeah, it's like, cut the cord already, right, guys?
Lily: Yeah, yeah, that baby's not even cute.
Marshall: Super ugly baby. It's almost physically repulsive.
Both: Aw!
Lily: Great, I just started lactating.
Marshall: Me, too.