Quote from Barney in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Ted: To long-awaited MacLaren's return of Marshall and Lily. Marshall: Mmm. I've missed this. Okay. We got to go. Robin: W-what? You just got here. Barney: I cleared my whole night for you guys. I didn't even bring my booty-call phone. Lily: Oh, I'm sorry, but we just really need some time to ourselves. I promise we'll hang out soon. Marshall: See you guys. Bye. [Barney's booty phone rings] Barney: [answers] Yeah, like I'm going to leave this at home. Barney Stinson. How may I direct my penis?