[2019:]
Barney: [mimics retching] Glad someone can be happy on the day of a tragedy.
Lily: Aw, Barney, you know this is all fake, right? That robot's not really dead.
Barney: I'm not talking about the robot, Lily. Everyone, stop having fun! I'm about to tell a sad story! Guys, remember back in 2010 when I achieved a perfect week?
Ted: Seven girls in seven nights, sure.
Barney: Well, recently, I decided to attempt... a perfect month. I put together a brand-new playbook.
Lily: No, I can't hear this. This is just too sad.
Barney: But I haven't gotten to the sad part yet.
Lily: You're in your 40s and you have a playbook. That's the sad part.
Barney: Lily... just... Okay?