[2020:]
Lily: Here we are again. Another big moment for us, and Robin's missing it.
Marshall: I know, baby. I mean, the birth of her ex-husband's love child is a bit of a stretch... but I know, baby.
Ted: Well?
Barney: It was crazy in there, but... I threw up, and now I feel better.
Marshall: Where were you?
Barney: In the can. I knew I was gonna urp, so I put this on over my suit. Number 31 won't let me in the delivery room.
Lily: We're gonna need a name eventually.
Nurse: Mr. Stinson?
Barney: Yes?
Nurse: Congratulations.
Barney: Congratulations because the blood test came back and I'm not the father?! Happy Not a Father's Day!