[May 2016:]
Barney: So, Marshall, how's your job going?
Marshall: My chair... is reasonably comfortable. For short periods of time.
Lily: Marshall has decided to say only positive things about being back in corporate law.
Robin: So you hate it?
Marshall: Much of what I do does not make me cry.
Lily: But the job's only temporary. Marshall was offered the judgeship once, and he turned it down for me. So, karmically, that phone has to ring again.
Marshall: And even if it doesn't, today, when my boss threw his egg salad sandwich at my face, some of it got into my mouth. And it was tasty.