[2015:]
The Mother: Hey. Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. Can I talk to you for a minute?
Ted: Yeah, sure. Did you wire the down payment to the castle guy? I got a castle guy.
Barney: I've got, like, three castle guys. And a moat guy, so...
The Mother: I didn't wire the payment because I don't think we can get married in September.
Ted: What? What? Why?
The Mother: Because, when I do get married, I kind of want to fit in... my dress.
Ted: Why wouldn't you f... No.
The Mother: Yeah.
Ted: No.
The Mother: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Whoa.
Robin: What's going on?
Barney: She's getting a boob job.