Woman: Come on, go talk to her. Oh, and it'll all be because of me. And I'll sing at your wedding. [laughs] You are gonna have a big wedding, right?
Ted: What? No. Just be cool, lady. Damn. And aren't big weddings kind of a young man's game? You don't have a big wedding in your 30s. If I do ever get married, I'm keeping it simple.
[flashforward to 2015:]
Barney: A hot air balloon?
Ted: Well, yeah. I mean, when you're getting married in a 17th-century castle in France and making your entrance on a stagecoach with six white horses, you kind of got to make a big exit.
Robin: How much are you spending on this?
Ted: Oh, like, a lot of money. All of my money.