Barney: Hey! Bass player. It's me. The guy from the drug store with the diapers that hit on you, then we went outside and had a deep, emotional talk on a bus bench. I... I-I'm gonna be really surprised if I have to be more specific than that. Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl? Well, check it. I got her. What about you? You still dating that guy? [The Mother shakes her head] Grape Scotch!