Quote from Ted in Gary Blauman
[three days before the wedding:] Ted: Here we are. Uh, I did not realize there would be live music. The Mother: So, uh, should we...? Ted: Eat anywhere but here? Yeah. The Mother: Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure we can find a place where we don't need reservations. Ted: Oh, you think it's easy? Just stroll in off the street and get a meal? Well, let me tell you the tale of Gary Blauman.