Barney: No! I refuse to look down from the altar as I say my vows to the woman of my dreams and see that damned stupid accidental-curly-fry-stealing Gary Blauman.
Billy Zabka: Did you say "Gary Blauman"? I... hate to disagree with Barney, but I love that guy. I just met him earlier today.
[flashback:]
Gary Blauman: Oh, my gosh. It's you. You're the poet William Zabka.
[present:]
Billy Zabka: Nobody ever recognizes me for my poetry. He has all six of my collections. When Terry Gross interviewed me on Fresh Air, he listened live. Gary Blauman rules.