Ted: You don't take a man's accidental curly.
Marshall: You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly.
Lily: If you wanted curly fries so bad, why not just order them in the first place?
Ted: [scoffs] Yeah, because that's what you want, all curly fries.
Marshall: Regular-cut with a few accidental curlies. That's what you want.
Barney: That's the dream.
Ted: He's right. That is the dream.