The Mother: Okay, he's gone. I'm so sorry, Ted. I really like you. But I'm in the weirdest place on Earth right now.
Ted: You're in a Scottish-Mexican restaurant?
The Mother: Ha, ha. Yeah. Yeah, I am. It's just too soon for me to be dating. I think I should head home.
Ted: Well, want me to walk with you? Lots of scary ex-boyfriends in this neighborhood.