Ted: And so the standoff continued. Hours passed. Then days.
Marshall: Days passed?
Ted: Days passed.
[flashback:]
Ted: [v.o.] Finally, like T.R. Stricken by tropical fever on his Amazon trek, we could go no further.
Gary Blauman: When he was assistant secretary of the Navy...
Ted: Will you just pick one of us already so I can either have sex or go to sleep?
Robin: Smooth, bro.
[present:]
Ted: After that day, I have never liked that guy. So let's just tell Robin this can't be done and send Gary Blauman packing.