Ted: See, I would have expected you to have a special suit just for this occasion.
Barney: Oh, I did. I had my boy Timmy G. make the perfect wedding suit. Ever heard of "bespoke"? This suit was "be-freaking-screamed." But then I tried it on this morning, it was uncomfortable, itchy and wrong. It was like a suit made for someone with terrible posture, no taste and limited funds. Here, you take it.