Quote from Ted in Vesuvius
[After Ted sees Barney sneaking into a room:] Ted: Uh, can you tell me the name of the guest staying in Room 9? Curtis: I'm sorry, that would violate hotel privacy policy. Ted: Well, maybe my old friend Mr. Lincoln can emancipate that information. Curtis: I'm so sorry, I wasn't clear. I can't violate our hotel privacy policy... for five dollars. Something with a two on it is fine. Ted: Those are super rare and mine is kind of lucky. Curtis: Just give me a 20, Mr. Mosby. That room belongs to a Ms. Susan Tupp. Ted: Oh, boy.