Barney: I don't believe this. You did Weekend at Barney's and it worked. God, today's gonna be all downhill from here.
Robin: That's what the bride wants to hear.
Barney: Ha, ha. No, that's not what I meant. I just mean Weekend at Barney's is way more amazing than our wedding could be. I'm gonna get more coffee. I can't wait to see the photos.
Ted: Well, he bought it.
Robin: We lied out of love. Look how happy he is. I mean, he has no idea we had to cancel the photos... and my dad came up and kicked Barney in the crotch.
Barney: And the best part is, your dad has no idea. He still loves me. Hey, do anyone else's balls hurt?