Quote from Ted in Rally
Ted: How could you, Mom? You had the map to heaven and you never showed me the way. May you rot in the bacon-less hell that I've lived in my entire life. Marshall: Yeah, they crisp it up real nice here, don't they? Ted: Mm-hm. What is that? Applewood smoked? You know, Ted, you've been going at it real hard, why don't you take a breather and I'll drive us home? Ted: [snarls]