Marshall: I'm out, okay? You eat the bacon.
Ted: You know I can't, I'm allergic.
Marshall: Ted, I've been trying to tell you for years, your bacon allergy is a lie your mother made up so you'd eat healthy.
Ted: No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, donuts, Halloween candy... not saying "thank you." Oh, my God, that bitch lied to me. Okay, I'll do it. But, look, I don't even know if I'll like bacon. [sniffs]
Marshall: What do you think?
Ted: I have seen the face of God.