Quote from Ted in Sunrise
Future Ted: [v.o.] But then, 24 hours later... disaster. Man: [on the phone] I'm sorry, Mr. Mosby. It says here your package was delivered earlier today. Your wife signed for it. Ted: My... what? I... I don't have a wife. Man: So, then, who's Jeanette Mosby? Ted: Oh, you're kidding me.