Justin: Well, that party was a dud.
Kyle: I think I struck out with, like, 20 girls.
Justin: And... my condom expired.
Kyle: We are losers! We've tried everything. We're covered in Drakkar, I've got fresh new white socks, and I thought our mime work in there was excellent! What? Um, are we in a zombie movie right now?
Barney: [hiccups, scoffs, sniffs] Boys, today is your lucky day. Because today I'm gonna teach you how to... [vomits] live. Who's got gum?