Ted: Okay, I got one last question for you and I can't believe I haven't asked it yet. Dude, you're getting married tomorrow. How are you doing?
Barney: Good. I mean, I'm a little nervous. But I love Robin more than I've ever loved anyone and I'm gonna do everything I can to make her happy. For a long time, deep down, I felt sort of... broken? But I don't feel that way anymore. Robin, along with the idea that vengeance will soon be mine, has made me 100 percent awesome.
Ted: I'm proud of you, buddy.
Barney: [babbling]
Ted: Okay. Come on, Jabba. Big day tomorrow.
Linus: Tab for the night. Just so you know, those last few rounds of 35-year Glen McKenna were not cheap.
Ted: Whoa. Um... You know what? Charge them to the bride's room.