Quote from Barney in Unpause
Ted: Tell us more about this job. Barney: Well, as you know, back in my hippie days, a man came into my coffee shop, told me money was all that mattered and stole my girlfriend. That's when I decided to become awesome. But I had no idea how to break into the corporate world. So, hoping he wouldn't recognize me, I went to the person from whom I knew I could learn everything. [flashback:] Greg: Do we know each other, bro? Barney: We're all connected in Gaia's tapestry of... [clears throat] No. We don't. Bro. Greg: Wow, you went to MIT. Pretty impressive. Barney: I did get a perfect score on the ACTs. [present:] Barney: Advanced card tricks.