Quote from Barney in Unpause
Robin: Okay, what next? It's hard to know where to begin, there are so many... Ted: What did you do to my mom? Barney: Well, that night, we were in my car... Ted: I was wrong. I can't handle this. Just tell me in baseball terms. Barney: I got thrown out trying to stretch a single into a double. Ted: I can live with that.