Robin: Okay, we have to go to bed.
Barney: Yeah, I need to get my ear hair trimmed in the morning. It's like a rainforest in there.
Robin: Uh, why would you volunteer that information?
Barney: Because it's the truth. Also, I peed a little on my tie at the urinal.
Ted: Uh, Barney, who's taller, me or you?
Barney: You're taller. I wear lifts in my shoes.
Ted: Oh, my God, Robin. Barney has reached a whole new level. He's truth serum drunk. He can't lie. So we can finally get the answers we've always been wondering about. Look, I know you said you had to get to bed, but...
Robin: Screw tomorrow. We go big tonight.