Quote from Marshall in Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmara
Barney: You're making this whole story up. Marshall: I wish that I were. Because of the tragedy, I never got to finish my training. I never learned accuracy. Because of that, I shall remain forever... a mere slapprentice. Lily: What does that mean, baby? Future Ted: [v.o.] Here's what it meant. [present: Marshall's hand misses Barney's face:] Barney: Whoa! Huh? Ah! [runs off] Marshall: Damn it.