Ted: I got an amazing job offer there. Look, Lily knows, but Marshall and Robin don't, so please keep it quiet.
Barney: You're moving to Chicago?! He's moving to Chicago. When do you move? At least tell me it's not until next year or something.
Ted: It's not until... Monday.
Barney: Monday?! So you are just gonna disappear the day after my wedding? After ten years of being best friends.
Ted: Well, actually, Marshall's...
Barney: Don't even think about it.