Quote from The Mother in Bass Player Wanted
The Mother: Anyway, I brought Darren in to split lead vocals, and he took over. First, he took away my solos, then I got demoted to backup vocals, and now the only time I use a mic is after Darren's first false exit, when I say: "Do you guys want more Darren?" And then today, I found this ad online. Marshall: "Ass Player Wanted"? The Mother: Move your thumb. Marshall: Oh, "Bass Player Wanted." Wait, he was gonna kick you out of your own band? The Mother: Yeah. But instead... I quit. Marshall: You quit? That's it? But it's your band, you must be avenged. The Mother: Funny you should say that, because as I was leaving the hotel, I ran into someone. [flashback:] Lily: You need to steal this douche-monkey's van.