Robin: This is crazy, Barney. We- We can't have a marriage like this. A marriage has to be built on honesty and trust And all of that Lily & Marshall crap.
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Lily: I though our marriage was built on honesty and trust And all that Lily & Marshall crap. I just feel so alone right now.
Ted: Well, you're not. I'm here. And I know you can keep a secret.
Lily: [scoffs] Yeah, right.
Ted: Tell you what. How about I let you in on another secret? Something bigger.
Lily: Bigger than Chicago? [Ted whispers in Lily's hears] Are you kidding?
Ted: Nope. Want to do the honors?
Lily: [in microphone] Ladies and gentlemen, there's been a slight change of plan.