Lily: Robin, Ted's totally bailing on playing the piano for you and Barney.
Robin: Oh, really? Ted, you didn't have to not do that. But thank you.
Lily: But he promised! A promise is a promise. You can't say you're gonna do something and then suddenly do something completely different!
Ted: Why are you getting so worked up about this?
Lily: Because, obviously, I'm worked up for a different but somewhat similar reason. And someone should ask me about it!
Robin: I'm sorry. I don't have time for your drama right now, Lily. My fiancé is missing.
Lily: Marshall got picked to be a judge. He took the job without even asking me. Italy's off!
Robin: I have time for your drama.