Barney: Okay, I figured out how this is gonna go down. We're gonna "run out" of ice, and Robin's gonna ask me
to go get some, and lo and behold, the only place that sells ice in this whole town is right next to the local laser taggery. I go inside and... [gasp] Surprise! Beautiful dinner, family and friends, free game tokens and an off-road arcade game that's rigged for unlimited turbos!
Lily: Okay, that is the single stupidest...
Robin: Guys, you aren't gonna believe this. The ice machine is broken.
Barney: Is it now? Well, dog my cats, what are the chances?