Quote from Marshall in Bedtime Stories
Gus: Oh, look a fireworks display. Some rockets red glare action. Man: Thank God. Thought my glaucoma drops were causing a reaction. Marshall: Marvin, I'm so sorry this whole journey's been a bummer. Soon you'll be right back in Mommy's arms, as warm as summer. But sadly while your troubles stop once we get to the inn the moment we arrive is when my troubles will begin. Sometimes daddies screw up, sometimes mommies get upset. I really hope this weekend is a memory you'll forget. So look up at those fireworks, enjoy the falling embers... Future Ted: [v.o.] And that, kids, is the very first thing your cousin Marvin remembers.