[title: "Barney Stinson: Player King of New York City"]
Captain Bill: Thank you. You all know me, and you all respect my game. I dress up like a pilot and meet girls in baggage claim. And on my long-ass subway ride from 61st and Woodside, I came up with a plan to keep you each other's good side. Barney, you have wronged these two. So, for the game they're losing, you now must grant them each a West Side hottie of their choosing.
Barney: You're kidding. That's the settlement? Come on, that's rather silly.
Staten Island Lou: Gentlemen, what say you?
Tuxedo Charlie: I want Robin.
Bronx Donnie: I want Lily.